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Holy Sh** #Microsoft has installed the simplest backdoor in your #Linux VMs without you knowing about it.

Microsoft Azure silently install management agents on your Linux VMs without an auto update mechanism, so you have to update manually but you don't know they exist because you didn't install them? 🤔

Simply remove the auth header and you are root. Remotely on all machines.🤯

wiz.io/blog/secret-agent-expos

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"We've got you surrounded, come reindex your indices"

I HATE ELASTICSEARCH!
I HATE ELASTICSEARCH!

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The 1814400 second year old OOMer
>won't touch dolphin using 6GB, reaps music player to recover 300MB
>has never even heard of swap space
>takes 20 minutes to decide who to kill
>AAAAAHHHHHHHHH OH GOD I'M OOMING!

Okay so this time I'm staying up all night to figure out why this container shits the bed whenever I go to bed

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Someone retweeted a Misskey post which was a quote reply to a Mastadon post with a link to a Twitter post linking to an article about Rust.

The 1814400 second year old OOMer
>won't touch dolphin using 6GB, reaps music player to recover 300MB
>has never even heard of swap space
>takes 20 minutes to decide who to kill
>AAAAAHHHHHHHHH OH GOD I'M OOMING!

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HOW CAN YOU DISPLAY 10 DIGITS ON ONLY 7 SEGMENTS!? IT DOESN’T ADD UP, WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

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"sir, you weren't sharing free and open sores, you were intentionally spreading chlamydia"

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gleasonator.com has been blocked on Facebook for forever. When it happened to me, they said “good!”

When it happened to them, “big tech censorship, big tech censorship!!!”

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"pissed everyone off in literally record time" - Recommended by 10 out of 10 people who, for some sad reason, have a dedicated column up to watch #fediblock.