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Elon Musk tweeted my phone number and home address.

And I still got nobody to fucking play with.

Hahahahahahahaha get fucked dudebro

It's called failing the Google test

Gosh golly I wish I could talk to literally fucking anybody on the Gamer instance for gamers but no the MAN who runs it is a fucking asshole

I can't even write software anymore because my warranty expired so no more treatment for my diseases :(

This is the part where I start putting sticks in people's spokes, and then they suddenly become aware of my problems. Just like that. Didn't give two fucks before, all of a sudden it's front and center. *and* they're mad about the stick. And it's like fuck guys, I tried the entire runbook up until the stick.

I want to make everyone as sad as I am

I want someone else to be sad and I want to know that I did it to them

wait for some dad to knock it down, go after him for every penny he's worth, no mortgage payment, no house, maybe the wife snaps and drowns herself and the kids in the family car

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wish DJI would finish this fucking RMA on this fucking defective drone so I can fly it above children's sporting events and loudly announce through the loudspeaker that santa and god aren't real

hahahahahahahahaha look at all the people as sad as I am

I'm sad and lonely and I'm ready to take it out on other people

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>eugene acts like 1990s microsoft, likely on accident

>I'm literally reading books about 1990s microsoft so I can out-microsoft eugene

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actually wait jeff bezos isn't fediengine, it's gonna be a complete platform-in-a-box for large streamers to host on their own equipment

software roadmap (in terms of who we're pissing off, in order)

eugene rochko
andrew torba
jack dorsey
eugene rochko again
mark zuckerberg
jeff bezos
eugene rochko as end-game content

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"pissed everyone off in literally record time" - Recommended by 10 out of 10 people who, for some sad reason, have a dedicated column up to watch #fediblock.