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There's gotta be some bug in some network stack somewhere that makes "extra extra salt" become "not one grain of salt"

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"You need to ban this nazi RIGHT NOW. My proof he's a nazi is that he said we should have police."

"Um... what? I'll need, like, any proof. At all. I'm not taking actions on some random's say-so."

"LITERALLY A NAZI. WAY TO LET YOUR TRUE BIGOTRY SHOW. "

You need to get your Latuda filled, my dude.

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Oh God tuxcrafting is really actually pulling a Terry Davis

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I literally unplugged 10 fucking customers and they're still blaming my "koo key and cash ayyy"

Cable companies are currently "prioritizing the most critical issues", and literally won't set out a tech for 80 percent packet loss.

Protip: Unplug the street tap to make the issue a bit more critical.

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Does anyone have a 1+GB image? I want to make the ultimate emoji.
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So sick of people playing serious games on wifi

Sick enough to buy wifi.sucks

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ligmadon

A silly domain for test deploys, now has a mastodon instance. A place for memes as shitty as the name. Zero bullshit tolerated.