Your thermostat, toaster oven, and front lights all having globally routable IP addresses is sooooooooo 2019.
Isn't it time you could boost your dehumidifier's current status? Aren't you excited for people to angrily recommend that others block and report your doorbell?
Your IoT devices NEED ActivityPub.
was just in a "who's had the dumbest client" contest
the winner installed a solar panel system for a mountaintop radio transmitter. no mains power.
the client balked when he saw batteries on the budget. accused dude of scamming him. demanded no batteries.
system installed. all is well.
emergency phone call at 6PM. no power.
Someone write me a bot which posts this link hourly until the complexity epidemic is over
Then all software developers see nothing but this until they fix their fucking shit
It's Christmas, and I can confirm that not a single gaming service is currently degraded or unavailable.
All of the fake LoserSquad Twitter accounts have been suspended.
idunno kids, maybe next year. Time to go back to claiming credit for every service outage so that kids beg you for v-bucks on twitter.
I shitpost, and I protect Ekko. This is my purpose.
Yes, I should drive you wild.
A silly domain for test deploys, now has a mastodon instance. A place for memes as shitty as the name. Zero bullshit tolerated.