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Just a friendly reminder:

We are closer to the Y2038 bug than the Y2K bug.

>try this champ in ranked

I wouldn't try anybody else. Not for anything.

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Hey guys

Only 10 more years until ads for retirement funds and wealth management firms are playing music by Nirvana, Alice in Chains, and Soundgarden.

Biden loses.
Warren loses.
Harris can beat him.
Yang can beat him.

Don't nominate Biden or Warren and wonder how the fuck the Trumbus got a second term.

(I thought I pushed the correct version of this toot a few days ago)

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I love how sexist some leftists are.

"Traditionally, gamer gear has been manly. Microsoft (MSFT)'s Xbox controller comes in colors like electric blue or firetruck red. Sony's controllers are available in black as well as various shades of neon and camo. And Nvidia's angular, black controller looks a little too much like Darth Vader's mask."

"Boy like only blue. Girls only like pink."

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@georgia @matrix Wait, I don't think I told Fedi yet, about the computer crimes detective who tried telling my mother that Linux was illegal, and after I mentioned SQL, wrote it down in a police report as "Esqual" and called it "Illegal encryption software", and then called "Word Press" a hacking tool.

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Is Matrix still an IP leaking hellscape?

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Still can't figure out how to do noodles in a crock pot without ending up with a starchy, mushy fuckball

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make fun of zoomers all you want but the kids in the engineering department at the university in Hong Kong under siege by police made their own catapults and are currently firing them at armored vehicles
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Part of the reason it's foolish to dismiss "fossbro" input about protecting (potentially marginalized/vulnerable) users is.....

It's just not a new concept. It may sound strange, but the Internet has been a haven for groups shunned or deemed taboo.... since the 90s.

"fossbros" have been around the block a few times. We know what works, we know what doesn't. And we know which promises are foolish to make.

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ligmadon

A silly domain for test deploys, now has a mastodon instance. A place for memes as shitty as the name. Zero bullshit tolerated.