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i am gay and nice :patcat:​. if you disagree with that, unfollow immediately.

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Inb4 he fucking nominates the tv judge from fox

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If your social network's only benefit is keeping track of what verified users are doing, it's probably honestly worthless.

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meta, instance drama 

Hey, Mastodon,

All your "caring" is fake. It's all pretend. An act.

So you can subjugate others and pretend to have the moral high ground.

"Oh we're just a bunch of quirky kooky sillygooses who love and car- DID YOU JUST SAY SOMETHING I DISAGREE WITH? I HOPE SOMEONE CUTS YOUR BALLS OFF YOU FUCKING NAZI. I'M GOING TO GET EVERYONE TO SHUN YOU AND YOU DON'T DESERVE LOVE OR ANYTHING NICE AND I'M GOING TO BULLY OTHERS INTO MAKING THEIR THINGS HOSITLE TO YOU tee hee does this purse look cute? beans and jorts!"

And you're addicted to it. So much so, that when you run out of people to disagree with, the infighting begins! Every time! I've been on fedi 18 months and now it's happened like 8 times!

@benis
Meh. I got a bigger stick.

Their biggest fear is their public posts existing in an archive. No idea why. It's why any of them keep an eye on me.

@benis
Oh don't worry.

I'll spin up a misskey tomorrow, follow like 5 instance admins, and they'll all run to my profile, screencap it, and whine.

They do it every time.

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meta, instance drama 

Hey, Mastodon,

All your "caring" is fake. It's all pretend. An act.

So you can subjugate others and pretend to have the moral high ground.

"Oh we're just a bunch of quirky kooky sillygooses who love and car- DID YOU JUST SAY SOMETHING I DISAGREE WITH? I HOPE SOMEONE CUTS YOUR BALLS OFF YOU FUCKING NAZI. I'M GOING TO GET EVERYONE TO SHUN YOU AND YOU DON'T DESERVE LOVE OR ANYTHING NICE AND I'M GOING TO BULLY OTHERS INTO MAKING THEIR THINGS HOSITLE TO YOU tee hee does this purse look cute? beans and jorts!"

And you're addicted to it. So much so, that when you run out of people to disagree with, the infighting begins! Every time! I've been on fedi 18 months and now it's happened like 8 times!

masto people: we ❤️ neurodivergent people and want to make sure they have a platform where they won't be hated

me: *exists*

masto people: oh no we meant fun disorders like multiple personalities! also we hope you're violently murdered.

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God damn Ruth Bader Ginsburg gets to die and I have to fucking stay here this is bullshit

These people want me broke, dead, my kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny.

I hope Among Us drops ransomware and a cryptominer and kills all your dogs.

New game comes out
Everyone loves it
So fun with friends
Everyone around me having fun
Go to reddit to get away from the pain
Every post about the game everyone's playing
Go to fedi to get away from the pain
Every post about the game everyone's playing

Meanwhile, the game I play just celebrated 100 million daily active players. And none of them will play with me.

This is a marker. It is for future reference.

I tried getting help without causing problems for others. It did not work. I will now proceed to, without breaking any laws, anger and upset people on the triggerverse.

I at no point want to hear "that's not how you get help", or "these two things have nothing to do with each other"

Inconveniencing others is the only way to get them to care.

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ligmadon

A silly domain for test deploys, now has a mastodon instance. A place for memes as shitty as the name. Zero bullshit tolerated.