@pantsu
An ESL support agent for a freelancing platform said that my ID verification was approved and that I'd have full account access within "24 working hours"
After 24 hours passed, I made a post on the platform's subreddit. The bootlickers attached themselves to the "24 working hours" thing and are insisting that I wait 3 days.
Can't wait to see what they say at the 3 day mark.