"we can't deploy shit until we've secured a patent on it"
Log4j Developers; "Yes, we have a fix for the vulnerability, but we must first check that it doesn't infringe on any patents, trademarks of copyright. Then we need to file for injunctive relief of future patent litigation with courts around the world...and some of those are expected to go all the way to Supreme Courts. It could be a while..."
"pissed everyone off in literally record time" - Recommended by 10 out of 10 people who, for some sad reason, have a dedicated column up to watch #fediblock.