I wanna make a parody of the AWS ads with the kids going "wow how did they do that" but instead of "muh wholesome", it's like
"How did it know to punish me for wrongthink?"
"Why is every service down at the same time?"
"How can that man afford to go space but the people who work for him can't afford medication?"
"pissed everyone off in literally record time" - Recommended by 10 out of 10 people who, for some sad reason, have a dedicated column up to watch #fediblock.