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Before clickthrough-focused journalism: There is a full moon roughly every 28 days

After clickthrough-focused journalism: The Purple Harvest Blood Wolf Supermoon is coming this week. Here's how to get the best view of this once in a lifetime event.

Come back next month for the Blossom Angel Spirit Supermoon. It only happens once every 8,427 years!

Some asshole instructed some other asshole to write an entire article about "how to get your best look at the Pink Strawberry Sturgeon Cofemoon" and then some other asshole approved it for publishing and after all of that, some fourth asshole signed paychecks for the first three assholes.

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ligmadon

"pissed everyone off in literally record time" - Recommended by 10 out of 10 people who, for some sad reason, have a dedicated column up to watch #fediblock.