Take federation, for example.
I cannot communicate with any League players on the two "official" flagship instances, as well as the gamer instance. If any League players on those platforms wanted to contact me, they would be gaslit and told I do not exist by their instance software.
Now, the vast majority of people on fedi, that communication is dead-simple, happens in under a second.
If I want it, I have to go find impure street amphetamines (because no health insurance) and painstakingly build a tool that's designed to, merely by existing, cause anguish for Mastodon users.
Quiiiiiiite a bit of difference in effort there. But I'm privileged.
And legit, the only ADHD "medication" I had access to a month ago, I sent it in to Energy Control, and whaddya know. It's meth. Mostly. Plenty of impurities and "the wrong isomer", but yup. Meth. Meth is what I have to solve my mental problems. Ain't that just fucking handy? Not being set up for failure at all.
Honestly, here's my idea
1) pwn Shire
2) offer to balete stolen information in exchange for either 1,000 40mg Vyvanse or literally anybody to play League with
3) enjoy 3 year supply of Vyvanse because somehow that's easier to accomplish
So, recruiters and HR people have air brakes.
It's Weird. They look just like normal people, right? And they really like my resume and my experience and fkxixjbekd
But I've learned to avoid wasting my time. I've done it so many times, I eventually gave up and started speed running it. How fast can I get a recruiter to apply the air brakes?
"And since we're trying to fill this position ASAP, we were wondering if you could com-"
"I'm a felon."
@georgia That's what I've been doing. And living off of... found.... cryptocurrency.
Wanted to start an LLC this year but need to actually get a lolyer involved because I absolutely positively want profanity in my LLC name.
"pissed everyone off in literally record time" - Recommended by 10 out of 10 people who, for some sad reason, have a dedicated column up to watch #fediblock.