Your thermostat, toaster oven, and front lights all having globally routable IP addresses is sooooooooo 2019.
Isn't it time you could boost your dehumidifier's current status? Aren't you excited for people to angrily recommend that others block and report your doorbell?
Your IoT devices NEED ActivityPub.
A silly domain for test deploys, now has a mastodon instance. A place for memes as shitty as the name. Zero bullshit tolerated.