"dearrrrrrr strongbad... Did jeffrey epstein kill himself? crapfully yours, nick"

"well nick, I wish I had a super exciting and well detailed answer for you, but I don't. because the buck stops here. I killed him. you see, strongbad may have made some uh... purchases from mr. epstein that I can't have getting out, you know, and all that, or as I call it, 'pound me too'. anyway, I hope this answered your question, nick. now the whole internet can put this to rest. like I did Jeffrey."

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