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I shitpost, and I protect Ekko. This is my purpose.
Yes, I should drive you wild.
Joined Mar 2019
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YES HELLO, INTERNET SUPERVILLAIN HERE --nachash
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We're getting involved, we're getting the job done, and we're looking so damn good doing it.
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@wowaname I can bug you from two places at once
If you reply to a status reblogged/boosted by someone, should your client automatically tag the person who boosted it?
"I'm a thought leader, and worthy of being the arbiter of what others can and cannot see, because I can deploy a Ruby app, and I have $10 a month for a server to run it on."
"dont mess with me, im a mastodon administrator, and im not afraid to use my admin skillz to block you"
"the fuck is a protocol?"
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>Be a YouTube Influencer
>make a video with an inflammatory claim "DONALD TRUMP INFECTED WITH CORONA VIRUS, INFECTS WHOLE CABINET, DISASTER IMMINENT"
>Let it chill 24 hours or so
>Get a million or more clicks, rake in those sweet YouTube bux
>put up a retraction video "Sorry, our sources were wrong, we're retracting the story"
>keep the YouTube bux from the fake news video
>do it all again next month using a different trending headline
>make mad fucking cash and nobody ever stops you, you're the King of Fake News now
>make a video with an inflammatory claim "DONALD TRUMP INFECTED WITH CORONA VIRUS, INFECTS WHOLE CABINET, DISASTER IMMINENT"
>Let it chill 24 hours or so
>Get a million or more clicks, rake in those sweet YouTube bux
>put up a retraction video "Sorry, our sources were wrong, we're retracting the story"
>keep the YouTube bux from the fake news video
>do it all again next month using a different trending headline
>make mad fucking cash and nobody ever stops you, you're the King of Fake News now
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I find that working hard to solve a problem is often the only thing that makes me feel better about the problem.
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any agencies that want a backdoor into my software will first need to give a backdoor into their stuff. it's only fair.
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"why don't you have a webcam cover?"
"because the webcam driver doesn't work"
"but what if someone hacked into your system and fixed the driver?"
"mission accomplished"
"because the webcam driver doesn't work"
"but what if someone hacked into your system and fixed the driver?"
"mission accomplished"
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not a single cell phone in sight. just ppl living in the moment
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I'm so fucking gay right now
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Okay so, I changed literally four lines in mastodon.py and it's working with asyncio just fine.
I'm suspicious.
I shitpost, and I protect Ekko. This is my purpose.
Yes, I should drive you wild.
Joined Mar 2019
