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someone should tell my trap gf that I'm a transphobe imo

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YES HELLO, INTERNET SUPERVILLAIN HERE --nachash

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We're getting involved, we're getting the job done, and we're looking so damn good doing it.

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@wowaname I can bug you from two places at once

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If you reply to a status reblogged/boosted by someone, should your client automatically tag the person who boosted it?

"I'm a thought leader, and worthy of being the arbiter of what others can and cannot see, because I can deploy a Ruby app, and I have $10 a month for a server to run it on."

"dont mess with me, im a mastodon administrator, and im not afraid to use my admin skillz to block you"

"the fuck is a protocol?"

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>Be a YouTube Influencer
>make a video with an inflammatory claim "DONALD TRUMP INFECTED WITH CORONA VIRUS, INFECTS WHOLE CABINET, DISASTER IMMINENT"
>Let it chill 24 hours or so
>Get a million or more clicks, rake in those sweet YouTube bux
>put up a retraction video "Sorry, our sources were wrong, we're retracting the story"
>keep the YouTube bux from the fake news video
>do it all again next month using a different trending headline
>make mad fucking cash and nobody ever stops you, you're the King of Fake News now
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I find that working hard to solve a problem is often the only thing that makes me feel better about the problem.
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any agencies that want a backdoor into my software will first need to give a backdoor into their stuff. it's only fair.
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"why don't you have a webcam cover?"
"because the webcam driver doesn't work"
"but what if someone hacked into your system and fixed the driver?"
"mission accomplished"
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Okay so, I changed literally four lines in mastodon.py and it's working with asyncio just fine.

I'm suspicious.

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ligmadon

A silly domain for test deploys, now has a mastodon instance. A place for memes as shitty as the name. Zero bullshit tolerated.