fediEngine Testers @fe_testers@ligma.pro

Custom user agents. Cloak yourself as an instance that is trusted, and scrape undiscovered. Combine with some proxies to truly blend in.

Monitor an uncooperative instance automatically; fediEngine will automatically sit on the public streams of instances they peer with and import matching statuses.

"Man I wish I had someone to play with."

Fedi:

r000t: "Huh, none of my replies to League players show up on mastodon.social or elekk.xyz, the only two places on fedi with other League players"

Fedi:

r000t: "So I'm bored cuz I ain't got nobody to play with. I'm probably going to finish my client and fediverse search engine."

Fedi: HOLY SHIT WE'RE FUCKED! CAN'T YOU JUST WAIT FOR THOSE SECURITY ISSUES TO GET FIXED? PEOPLE WHO MATTER MORE THAN YOU MIGHT GET KICKED OUT OF THEIR HOUSE. DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT THESE PEOPLE THAT ABANDONED YOU?

r000t: "If those people who might get kicked out of their home are valid, am I valid, too?"

Fedi:

r000t:

Fedi:

r000t: "Uh... Okay. Guess I'll just... Go back to what I was doing..."

Fedi: HOLY SHIT! I EVEN FELT BAD FOR YOU UNTIL YOU WERE TOO EXPRESSIVE ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU WERE HURT AND THEN FURTHER HURT BY THE HYPOCRISY IN ACTION

r000t: "Valid? Vee ayy ell eye dee? Five letter word?"

Fedi:

r000t: "That hard to say I'm a person?"

Fedi:

r000t: "Just gonna patiently wait for me to give you a reason to be mad at me that you can apply retroactively?"

Fedi:

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Fedi: #fediblock what an awful human being

And yes, I'm holding the fediverse hostage until I'm unsuspended from the official flagship instance.

Software is free speech. I'm offering to keep my mouth shut in exchange for the same access to the league players on mastodon.social as everyone else has.

Don't want your *checks notes* public statuses downloaded? Whine at @Gargron. He can stop this with a single click. #fediblock

Construction of the scrapedozer continues

Most posts will be followers only. This is to prevent leaks to servers that suspend this one. Sorry folks, no window shopping!

Pissy admins, instance blocks, and federation suckery got you down? Rise above the whiny busibodies and the smug karens.

Get your entire view of the fediverse, with dynamic fetching and authorized fetch bypass. Shitpost harder than ever before with multi-account support. Export an actor with ease, or scrape if they put up a fuss.

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