"Man I wish I had someone to play with."
Fedi:
r000t: "Huh, none of my replies to League players show up on mastodon.social or elekk.xyz, the only two places on fedi with other League players"
Fedi:
r000t: "So I'm bored cuz I ain't got nobody to play with. I'm probably going to finish my client and fediverse search engine."
Fedi: HOLY SHIT WE'RE FUCKED! CAN'T YOU JUST WAIT FOR THOSE SECURITY ISSUES TO GET FIXED? PEOPLE WHO MATTER MORE THAN YOU MIGHT GET KICKED OUT OF THEIR HOUSE. DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT THESE PEOPLE THAT ABANDONED YOU?
r000t: "If those people who might get kicked out of their home are valid, am I valid, too?"
Fedi:
r000t:
Fedi:
r000t: "Uh... Okay. Guess I'll just... Go back to what I was doing..."
Fedi: HOLY SHIT! I EVEN FELT BAD FOR YOU UNTIL YOU WERE TOO EXPRESSIVE ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU WERE HURT AND THEN FURTHER HURT BY THE HYPOCRISY IN ACTION
r000t: "Valid? Vee ayy ell eye dee? Five letter word?"
Fedi:
r000t: "That hard to say I'm a person?"
Fedi:
r000t: "Just gonna patiently wait for me to give you a reason to be mad at me that you can apply retroactively?"
Fedi:
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Fedi: #fediblock what an awful human being
And yes, I'm holding the fediverse hostage until I'm unsuspended from the official flagship instance.
Software is free speech. I'm offering to keep my mouth shut in exchange for the same access to the league players on mastodon.social as everyone else has.
Don't want your *checks notes* public statuses downloaded? Whine at @Gargron. He can stop this with a single click. #fediblock
Pissy admins, instance blocks, and federation suckery got you down? Rise above the whiny busibodies and the smug karens.
Get your entire view of the fediverse, with dynamic fetching and authorized fetch bypass. Shitpost harder than ever before with multi-account support. Export an actor with ease, or scrape if they put up a fuss.
Follow now and get a free mug, to hold all the tumblrverse tears.
A thing by @r000t. More frequent updates and previews for fediEngine, the client they don't want you to use! https://fediengine.org/
If you aren't here for the development, don't be mad when it gets released!